So... we've completed our first show at the Prague Fringe. With a little help from the audience, this is the little yarn we span. Want to see us in action with a brand new story? come to the Divadlo Na Pradle for the next 4 nights.
Johnny Moon woke up in a shit hole yesterday morning. Confused and with a terrible, suspicious smell lingering - he was interrupted by the news that King 'Damien' Kong has escaped. All Johnny knew was that King Kong was somehow partly responsible for the mess he'd found himself in. On his mission to save King Kong, he met a partially insane vase-selling receptionist in the Empire State Building, along with two lesbian security guards who knew of Johnny's sordid history with animals, only escaping them due to their overwhelming attraction to each other distracting them from the task at hand.
The vase selling receptionist helps Johnny up to
the top of the Empire State Building, where they find King Kong ready to jump
after a revelation that he and Johnny are in a relationship but Johnny had been
cheating on him with a Parakeet named Doreen! After a brief but emotional chat,
King Kong is coaxed back down and reunited with his lover, only to reveal he
had kidnapped the parakeet in a fit of jealousy.
The receptionist took the two back to her home for
a spot of marriage counselling where things took a turn for the worse and the
receptionist became jealous of Johnny and King Kong’s relationship and vows to
take revenge on them both, but Johnny entices her with the promise of a date
with a parakeet at the pub that very evening.
The two security guards then make a discovery in
the basement of the Empire State Building where they find a distressed parakeet
by the name of Peter, and a case of kidnapping by mistaken identity.
Meanwhile Johnny and and King Kong had arrived at
the pub and were awaiting the receptionist, however minus the Parakeet they had
promised to introduce to the receptionist. She arrived and was introduced to a
fake parakeet, voiced by King Kong and controlled by Johnny. The ruse was
discovered after some exuberant dancing and the receptionist left in a flood of
tears, and rang the police to expose Johnny's sinister love of animals. The
three then found themselves in a stand off at the top of a cliff, where Johnny
and King Kong had mistakenly thought they would be safe.
They managed to reach a truce with the help of a Sting
song and the promise of finding a lonely parakeet for the receptionist to love.
They delivered on this promise and returned to the pub, where Doreen the
parakeet and the receptionist hit it off and walked off happily into a happy
future together.
Johnny and King Kong return to their shit hole of a
flat and begin to tidy, ending their day with plans of a renovation. And it was
beautiful.
Best Wishes,
Windermere Productions
Cast
Matthew
David Lewis – Johnny Moon, Peter the Parakeet
Faye Hall –
Receptionist, Bi-Curious Security Guard #1
Katie Peel –
King Damien Kong, Bi-Curious Security Guard #2, Doreen the Parakeet
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